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PNG experts to help Australia with political standoff

February 24, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

A team of Papua New Guinean EXPERTS drawn from PNG consultancy firms will be sent to advise the Australian government on how to deal with their political problems.

Through an aid program called “Helpim Wantok” the experts will offer up advice on how to help solve the Rudd-Gillard dispute. They will use PNG experiences, to assist in groundbreaking legislative changes that will allow for power sharing down under.

Only PNG firms have been invited to bid for the contracts. As well as a tax free salary (over and above that of Prime Minister, Peter O’Neill) You will get four return trips to PNG and other benefits. This is being done to forge better relations between the two countries

  1. February 24, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    LOL! nice one…..

  2. Plesman
    February 24, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    This must be a joke tasol- right ?

  3. Rosemary Korawali
    February 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    im finding it hard to believe!

  4. JUDY
    February 24, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Please wake me up when the whole deal is underway and that they have achieved their intended purpose…with this “helpim Wantok”..you really think Australia will listen to PNGeans,..like I said wake me up..before you go go.

  5. Nanalevu
    February 24, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    The first job of the PNG political expert consultants is to assist Kevin Rudd arrange hotel accommodation on a secret remote island off the Queensland coast for holding caucus members who agree to vote for him. On Monday morning Rudd’s voters will be flown into Canberra, shielded from any contact with Gillard’s minders, so he can be sure they will not switch to Gillard’s side. On Monday morning these Rudd supporters will be flown to Canberra to vote in the spill.

  6. wesely
    February 24, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    It’s a tongue in cheek joke, and actually quite witty.
    What I would now like to see in PNG sending two billion dollars a year in Aid to Australia

    • JUDY
      February 24, 2012 at 9:25 pm

      Like I say Wesely,wake me up when that two billion dollars in Aid materialises,until then I will have to go back and hybernate…That will be the day!

  7. wesely
    February 24, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    No doubt the “PNG consultancy” is comprised of Australian Ex Pats and is funded by AusAid

  8. wesely
    February 24, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    What would the PNG advice be?
    Have two prime ministers!!!
    Two commissioners of Police!!!

  9. Karsie
    February 24, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    Wow! That’s news. As if these experts have helped the stand off between PNG’s 2 legitimate governments. I feel like we are being hypocritical. We are unable to do this to solve our worse political impasse in our small country and here we are trying to solve Australia’s political problems. Sooner or later we will go to the USA to help solve Obama’s USA’s financial problems.

  10. Plesman
    February 25, 2012 at 8:24 am

    The only best advise they can give is how to lure the MPs in lobbying process by bribery & bullying techniques like they do in PNG . That’s what they are good at doing and have develop speciality in that area to be called the “so called PNG political Experts”

    PNG Exposed has posted this as a joke to make fun of PNG, Hahaha

    • JUDY
      February 25, 2012 at 3:05 pm

      Plesman,agreed with every word you expressed in your post.PNG is renow for the “lobbying process by bribery & bullying techniques…they are over qualified for this.
      By the way, are there any real PNGeans or just expat from PNG…I think it will be just expat living in PNG..lets wait and see ..

  11. tinpis
    February 25, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    plesman – we’ve already got plenty bullship!

  12. Sammy
    February 27, 2012 at 8:25 am

    somthing fishy out here.. Are you guys kidding me??

  13. March 1, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Australia hem garem planti mauswara man ia?

  14. Saddened
    March 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Are we making fun of PNG politics or is it reall please confirm.

  15. maipkange
    March 5, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    PNG has proven to be a real vibrant democracy so let it be..

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